Genting

Happy Birthday Anson~

- Jelly Cake again -

Happy Birthday, Dad!

We got this for dad birthday..is jelly cake from Q Jelly....

something different for birthday cake....

not sweet at all and lots of designs...

Can order from http://www.qjelly.com/ or Ikano....

**Got to make advance booking ya....

wish to have one for this year birthday..hehehe....

UK Ambulance

幻想為烈火雄心的主角

1 - 10

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 . Not only did he
do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.

This was what he came up with...

1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep.. But the couple saw me, so I panic
and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I fall 6
and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a
9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8
and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5, tomorrow also
no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't
understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1

Decanter

Upgrade from Boyfriend --> Husband

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife

Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

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do not SIT

pls do not SIT

SUPER TIRED

so tired....I need more rest :(

so tired

look so tired.....ermm how to cure ta eye bag....

JOB INTERVIEW IN INDIA.

OFFICER----------------WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE-----------------M P. SIR
OFFICER----------------TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE---------------MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER--------------YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
CANDIDATE----------------M P. SIR
OFFICER-------------WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE-------------MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER-------------YOUR NATIVE PLACE
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OFFICER------------IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
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OFFICER------------WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
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OFFICER------------(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE------------ METRIC PASS
OFFICER-------------WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE------------M P. SIR
OFFICER------------AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE-------------MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER------------DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE-------------M P. SIR
OFFICER------------EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE----------MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER-------------THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE---------- -M P. SIR
OFFICER----------------WHAT is it NOW
CANDIDATE-------------My Performance....?
OFFICER----------------M P!!!!
CANDIDATE------------WHAT IS THAT SIR
OFFICER--------------MENTAL PROBLEM

Mr Baoz

Ta outlook already attract me lar..look so yummy...feel hungry dee...

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